February 2012
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Happy Valentines Day.
jeffbernat:
“Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.”
- 1 Corinthians 13
Fall in love with God before you fall in love with...
Me: I'll be on top
My Bed:
Me: Shh don't speak
Eleven: IF YOU LOVE SOMETHING... →
supercarmsss:
Original Version: If you love something, set it free.. If it comes back, it’s yours; If it doesn’t, it was never yours in the first place.
Pessimist’s Version: If you love somebody, set her free.. If she ever comes back, she’s yours, If she doesn’t, well, as expected, she never was.
…
Michael Jackson alive: "Ew that fucking pedophile what a horrible person"
Michael Jackson dead: "LONG LIVE THE KING OF POP HE WILL BE MISSED WE LOVE YOU MJ"
Amy Winehouse alive: "That slutty heroin addict needs to just drop dead already"
Amy Winehouse dead: "Ugh she was such a great talent, taken so young. Rest in peace, Amy ♥"
Whitney Houston alive: "Stupid crackwhore. What a fucking moron."
Whitney Houston dead: "I am in tears, she was taken so soon. Her voice will live on. She was so wonderful and talented."
me on my period
me: why the fuck can't i have a penis
me: why the fuck does everyone feel the need to piss me off
me: why the fuck is food so beautiful
me: why the fuck don't guys have to go through this shit
me: why the fuck is world war 2 going on in my stomach right now
me: when the fuck is menopause
Don’t tell God how big your storm is, tell the storm how big your God is.
Benefits of being short (for a girl)
Trying to find a boy taller than you is not hard at all
Wearing high heels won’t make you look super gigantic
Short girls are cute
Kissing someone who’s taller is cute when you have to stand on your toes
Closer to the ground
Hide and seek is easier for you than tall people
Short people usually run faster
I like being short
I can do all things through Him who strengthens me.
– Philippians 4:13 (via snorlaxan)